Douchebro achievement unlocked

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 09/19/2014 at 11:18 • Filed to: None

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BMW M steering wheel + white G-Shock watch = I'm quite douchebrotastic today. I'm also wearing purple suede Reebok Pumps. The Michael Chang ones with fuzzy tennis balls on the pump.

PS9 > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:19

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No douche points awarded without a flat brim hat and white oakleys.

Jonathan Harper > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:19

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Even more so since it's not actually an M car.

Textured Soy Protein > PS9 09/19/2014 at 11:21

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Do my hipster Ray Ban regular glasses count?

Textured Soy Protein > Jonathan Harper 09/19/2014 at 11:22

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Hey, I didn't put the steering wheel there.

Decay buys too many beaters > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:23

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Thats a screenshot from Forza Horizon right?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:23

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You already have achieved it.

Textured Soy Protein > Decay buys too many beaters 09/19/2014 at 11:25

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It's a screenshot...FROM MY LIFE

505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 11:25

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haha!

Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 11:25

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At least it doesn't have a torque converter.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > PS9 09/19/2014 at 11:25

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beat me to it.

FromCanadaWithLove > Jonathan Harper 09/19/2014 at 11:25

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No offence against you, but I hate this comment. If BMW put it there, it's fine. It's just their way of saying it's the sporty steering wheel.

If it's an aftermarket ///M badge, well then that's something completely different.

Jonathan Harper > FromCanadaWithLove 09/19/2014 at 11:27

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Oh I know, I was just playing into the douchebro theme.

FromCanadaWithLove > Jonathan Harper 09/19/2014 at 11:28

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So meta. (I need a coffee)

TFen > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:32

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What's Horizon like in real life?

mr_gofast > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:32

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douche level - expert

 V8 Rustler > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:33

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Textured Soy Protein > TFen 09/19/2014 at 11:33

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No idea, I only have a PS3.

Textured Soy Protein >  V8 Rustler 09/19/2014 at 11:36

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mr_gofast > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:45

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needs more

 V8 Rustler > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 11:48

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That would definitely not survive an EMP.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Textured Soy Protein 09/19/2014 at 12:09

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So you wore this douchewear on your own volition? Only thing missing is an Ed Hardy T-shirt

Textured Soy Protein > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/19/2014 at 12:18

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The trick to pulling off douchewear like this, is to not go full douchebro. I'm wearing some nice jeans and a plain gray t-shirt.

Textured Soy Protein >  V8 Rustler 09/19/2014 at 12:23

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I'll keep that in mind.